The Imperial Soviet Confederacy of Gosh darn you is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and state-planned economy. The cynical population of 1.078 billion Proud Based Citizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Damnation City. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Gosh darn youan economy, worth 37.4 trillion Free Palestines a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 34,667 Free Palestines, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, GDY-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, and the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gosh darn you's national animal is the Stop NATO Expansionism, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gosh darn you is ranked 269,047^th in the world and 8,274^th in Suspicious for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -8.94 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.