The United States of Grand American Union Republic is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by President Scalabrini with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.655 billion Americans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington. The average income tax rate is 51.3%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth 701 trillion United States Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 192,017 United States Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Feeling like a winner comes at a price, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation, and the Great American Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand American Union Republic's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Grand American Union Republic is ranked 209,340^th in the world and 45^th in Civiles Conservare for Safest, scoring 37.98 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.