The Queendom of Grand Stone is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.452 billion Titans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ragnarok. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Titan economy, worth 726 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 210,505 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

AI citizens are criticized for being robotic, every school is receiving a brand new eraser, people think "siege mentality" is a positive trait, and scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand Stone's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Francoism.

Grand Stone is ranked 288,449^th in the world and 4,080^th in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -562.59 on the Scary Big Number Scale.