The People's Republic of Grazeland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Rouen LaChouette with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.873 billion Grazelanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suffolk. The average income tax rate is 88.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Grazelandic economy, worth 709 trillion Grazemarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 90,086 Grazemarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks, and the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grazeland's national animal is the lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Grazeland is ranked 41,614^th in the world and 1^st in Mallia Panica for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 5,952.2 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.