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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,522ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,895thMost Secular: 3,210th
The Peoples Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Für den Großmarschall! Für die Großdeutsche Union!
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Great German Union

Population5.141 billion

CapitalVolks-Hauptstadt Iserlohn
LeaderGroßmarschall Talalaev
FaithGroßmarschall Doktrine

CurrencyUnion Mark
AnimalMonke

The Peoples Republic of Great German Union is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Großmarschall Talalaev with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.141 billion Germans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volks-Hauptstadt Iserlohn. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth 876 trillion Union Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 170,545 Union Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for, war criminals are given full state funerals, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Union Mark battlesuits, and statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great German Union's national animal is the Monke, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Großmarschall Doktrine.

Great German Union is ranked 21,766th in the world and 12th in Deutschland for Most Beautiful Environments, with 977.53 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,522ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,895thTop
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Most Secular: 3,210thMost Patriotic: 3,300thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,818thMost Authoritarian: 4,100thMost Conservative: 4,729thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,353rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,793rdHighest Poor Incomes: 6,966thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,506thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,716thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,512thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,221stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,717thLargest Governments: 10,074thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,157thLargest Black Market: 10,218thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,988thHealthiest Citizens: 12,013thMost Developed: 12,205thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,582ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,882ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,481stMost Subsidized Industry: 14,521stTop
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Most Influential: 14,876thHighest Average Incomes: 16,229thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,018thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,086thBest Weather: 20,248thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,766thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,251stMost Extreme: 25,920thMost Efficient Economies: 26,297thSmartest Citizens: 28,323rd
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Alvernau, Baden-Wuerttemberg, Oder-Land, Genfernation, and Germanyia.

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