The Holy Empire of Great Goh Nation is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Augustus Katz VII with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.583 billion Great Goh Nationians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lorilil. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Great Goh Nationian economy, worth 426 trillion Yons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,956 Yons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Yon mansions, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil, and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Goh Nation's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Great Goh Nation is ranked 67,972^nd in the world and 8^th in Kingdom of Ramility for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,485.96 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.