The Surreal Wonderland of Great Liberal Land of True Serbia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lady Moro with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, strictly enforced bedtime, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.722 billion Serbs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smile Island. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Serbian economy, worth a remarkable 6,938 trillion smiles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 471,292 smiles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Barbers who trim a few inches of hair bill the government for their labor, military pistols are more secure than the national treasury, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, and Serbian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Great Liberal Land of True Serbia's national animal is the sea angel, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Dreaming.

Great Liberal Land of True Serbia is ranked 96,514^th in the world and 24^th in Eientei Gensokyo for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,972.45 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.