The United Socialist States of Great Utopians is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.843 billion Great Utopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leninia. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Great Utopiansian economy, worth a remarkable 2,609 trillion marxias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 175,821 marxias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Great Utopians has been greatly criticised for its isolationist policies, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels, the working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes, and military officers are given medals for disobeying orders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Utopians's national animal is the panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Great Utopians is ranked 289,058^th in the world and 32^nd in USSD for Most Primitive, scoring -571.16 on the Scary Big Number Scale.