The Utopia of Great Wadiya is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Taylor Katie Almondsbury Wadiyar with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.949 billion Wadiyans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wadiyashingston DC. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Great Wadiyan economy, worth 204 trillion US Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 104,938 US Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The weather in Wadiyashingston DC is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Queen Taylor Katie Almondsbury Wadiyar to meetings with foreign heads of state, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, and the nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Wadiya's national animal is the Blue Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Swiftism.

Great Wadiya is ranked 92,149^th in the world and 172^nd in Forest for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,609.9 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.