Population | 3.046 billion |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | tiger |
The Commomwealth of Greater Monionia New Islands is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 3.046 billion Monionias are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Greater Monionia New Islandsian economy, worth 509 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 167,152 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain, and fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Monionia New Islands's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Greater Monionia New Islands is ranked 6,375th in the world and 5th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,058.55 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Greater Monionia New Islands, fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Monionia New Islands, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Monionia New Islands, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Monionia New Islands, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Monionia New Islands, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Monionia New Islands, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Monionia New Islands, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Monionia New Islands, Greater Monionia New Islands City's back alleys are rife with sausage eating.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Monionia New Islands, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Monionia New Islands, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.