The Holy Purple Cowland of Grebulonia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Xorfan the Green with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 39.75 billion Grebuloners are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Onfreia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Grebulonian economy, worth a remarkable 9,716 trillion sheep a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 244,431 sheep, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's best not to ask what goes into Onfreia Crispy Fried Tofu's secret blend of herbs and spices, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate, and exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grebulonia's national animal is the holstein cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Grebulonia is ranked 723^rd in the world and 4^th in Yggdrasil for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 43,713.03 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.