The Colony of HACOTGD33 is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 13.766 billion HACOTGD33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 14.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient HACOTGD33ian economy, worth 557 trillion Citas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,509 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. HACOTGD33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

HACOTGD33 is ranked 85,554^th in the world and 1^st in Holy Apostolic Church Of The Golden Dawn for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.