The Destructive Realm of HeckinBorkus is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by War God Ogidni with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.544 billion Hooligans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient HeckinBorkusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,295 trillion Gregs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 285,202 Gregs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Young people devote their entire lives to the faith, red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair, aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice, and the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HeckinBorkus's national animal is the Blobfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Annihilationism.

HeckinBorkus is ranked 2,527^th in the world and 144^th in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 10,420.44 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.