The Holy Empire of Hesskin Empire is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Stephan II Durnstein with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and digital currency. The compassionate population of 16.707 billion Hesskin are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scottsville. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hesskin economy, worth a remarkable 2,043 trillion Hesskin Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 122,298 Hesskin Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, colonial subjects have Hesskin culture shoved down their throats, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Emperor Stephan II Durnstein wears an armoured gauntlet, and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hesskin Empire's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hesskin Empire is ranked 14,968^th in the world and 10^th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,237.57 pounds of wildlife per square mile.