The Dictatorshit of Hildzah is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Aled Grant with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, avant-garde cinema, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.572 billion Hildzians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Green Bear City. The average income tax rate is 85.3%.

The Hildzian economy, worth 173 trillion keygens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 67,382 keygens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, funding for education has been redirected into the military, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, and politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hildzah's national animal is the green bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is American Fuzzy Lop rabbitism.

Hildzah is ranked 250,449^th in the world and 30^th in OrangeJuice for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -6.52 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.