The Queendom of Holy Ada Owlinbows is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, otherworldly petting zoo, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.835 billion Holy Ada Owlinbowsians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Owatonna. The average income tax rate is 28.0%.

The Holy Ada Owlinbowsian economy, worth 291 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,250 marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall, exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated', there is a 'turn around' sign at every border entrance, and oxygen is commonly known as 'breathinium'. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Holy Ada Owlinbows's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Holy Ada Owlinbows is ranked 110,571^st in the world and 2^nd in Stalins Holy Conglomerate for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,783.58 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.