The Holy Empire of Holy Roman Empires2 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Michaelangelo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.439 billion Holy Roman Empires2ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valika Tornavo. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Holy Roman Empires2ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,961 trillion Levs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,472 Levs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The transit system is throwing poor people under the bus, it takes a village to catch a criminal, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, and criminals are really screwed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Roman Empires2's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Holy Roman Empires2 is ranked 189,537^th in the world and 6^th in The Monarchy alliance for Most Primitive, scoring -76.04 on the Scary Big Number Scale.