Population | 11.775 billion |
Capital | The House at Pooh Corner |
Leader | Winnipeg Pooh |
Faith | Honey Bee Goddess Worship |
Currency | honey |
Animal | Heffalump |
The Bumbling of House at Pooh Corner is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Winnipeg Pooh with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.775 billion Pooh Bears are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The House at Pooh Corner. The average income tax rate is 85.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Pooh economy, worth a remarkable 1,809 trillion honeys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,647 honeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and programmers often reinvent the wheel. Crime is totally unknown. House at Pooh Corner's national animal is the Heffalump, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Honey Bee Goddess Worship.
House at Pooh Corner is ranked 2,559th in the world and 3rd in Hundred Acre Wood for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 26,876.42 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : House at Pooh Corner was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Economic Output, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : House at Pooh Corner was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : House at Pooh Corner was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in House at Pooh Corner, programmers often reinvent the wheel.
- : Following new legislation in House at Pooh Corner, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
- : Following new legislation in House at Pooh Corner, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
- : Following new legislation in House at Pooh Corner, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries.
- : Following new legislation in House at Pooh Corner, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays.
- : Following new legislation in House at Pooh Corner, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work.
- : Following new legislation in House at Pooh Corner, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster.