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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,535thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,559thMost Pacifist: 3,222nd
The Bumbling of
Left-wing Utopia
I knew when I met you an adventure was going to happen
Influence
Superpower
Beekeeper and Honeypot Collections
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
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World Benchmark

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House at Pooh Corner

Population11.775 billion

CapitalThe House at Pooh Corner
LeaderWinnipeg Pooh
FaithHoney Bee Goddess Worship

Currencyhoney
AnimalHeffalump

The Bumbling of House at Pooh Corner is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Winnipeg Pooh with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.775 billion Pooh Bears are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The House at Pooh Corner. The average income tax rate is 85.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pooh economy, worth a remarkable 1,809 trillion honeys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,647 honeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and programmers often reinvent the wheel. Crime is totally unknown. House at Pooh Corner's national animal is the Heffalump, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Honey Bee Goddess Worship.

House at Pooh Corner is ranked 2,559th in the world and 3rd in Hundred Acre Wood for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 26,876.42 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,535thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,559thTop
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Most Pacifist: 3,222ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,470thNicest Citizens: 3,706thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,204thSafest: 4,676thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,714thMost Cultured: 5,295thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,446thHighest Food Quality: 5,550thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,713thBest Weather: 5,951stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,112thSmartest Citizens: 6,373rdMost Developed: 6,657thMost Inclusive: 7,311thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,587thHealthiest Citizens: 7,623rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,848thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,848thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,750thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,766thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,389thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,491stLargest Governments: 13,811thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,275thMost Secular: 14,374thHighest Economic Output: 14,456thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,477thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 14,884thMost Efficient Economies: 16,297thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,288thMost Income Equality: 20,937thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,078thHighest Average Incomes: 21,361stMost Influential: 25,026thMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,799th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : House at Pooh Corner was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Economic Output, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : House at Pooh Corner was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : House at Pooh Corner was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in House at Pooh Corner, programmers often reinvent the wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in House at Pooh Corner, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in House at Pooh Corner, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in House at Pooh Corner, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries.
  • : Following new legislation in House at Pooh Corner, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays.
  • : Following new legislation in House at Pooh Corner, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work.
  • : Following new legislation in House at Pooh Corner, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster.

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