The Capitalist States of House Rillarri is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Maximus Rillarri with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 13.943 billion Rillarrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kashyyyk. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rillarrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,256 trillion Denarii a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,815 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Few that venture into government archives are ever seen again, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, and Maximus Rillarri's reputation is hard as nails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. House Rillarri's national animal is the Wookiee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of the Esoteric Pulsar.

House Rillarri is ranked 285,349^th in the world and 4,017^th in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -437.39 on the Scary Big Number Scale.