The Kingdom of House Teague is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working population of 1.225 billion House Teagueans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 19.8%.

The House Teaguean economy, worth 63.1 trillion gold coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 51,530 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. House Teague's national animal is the fish, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

House Teague is ranked 75,153^rd in the world and 855^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.