The Free Land of Howdy Doody Time is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Phineas T Bluster with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The hard-working, devout population of 6.193 billion Howdy Doody Timeans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Peanut Gallery. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Howdy Doody Timean economy, worth 641 trillion Doody Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 103,653 Doody Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 300,625 per year while the poor average 28,305, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

A girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting', people talk about things being better when men were men, and churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Howdy Doody Time's national animal is the Flub-a-Dub, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Doody Ranch.

Howdy Doody Time is ranked 252,333^rd in the world and 5^th in The Great Universe for Most Primitive, scoring -159.69 on the Scary Big Number Scale.