The Kingdom of Imperial Malaya is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, absence of drug laws, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 14.214 billion Imperial Malayans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shah Alam. The average income tax rate is 40.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial Malayan economy, worth a remarkable 3,673 trillion Imperial Ringgits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 258,412 Imperial Ringgits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Imperial Malaya's national animal is the Harimau Malaya, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Imperial Malaya is ranked 292,323^rd in the world and 119^th in The Kingdom of Great Britain for Most Primitive, scoring -940.29 on the Scary Big Number Scale.