The Republic of Incantia is a small, safe nation, renowned for its suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 29 million Incantians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 31.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Incantian economy, worth 1.03 trillion euros a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,562 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, celebrity wrestlers thumb their nose at due process, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages, and soldiers have swapped their uniforms for prisonwear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Incantia's national animal is the turtle.

Incantia is ranked 137,798^th in the world and 101^st in Philosophers for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,377.71 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.