The Kingdom of Inginase is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical population of 28.755 billion Inginaseans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Inginasean economy, worth a remarkable 4,098 trillion Sovereigns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,527 Sovereigns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", investigative journalism into politicians' misbehaviour has abruptly ended, and the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inginase's national animal is the King Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Inginase is ranked 262,101^st in the world and 256^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Primitive, scoring -198.73 on the Scary Big Number Scale.