The Mercurial World of Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Your Favorite Weeaboo with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, prohibition of alcohol, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.929 billion Isbjornians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drevesina. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Isbjornian economy, worth a remarkable 5,609 trillion toskovats a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Furniture Restoration, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 331,366 toskovats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

People spend a lot on hair and nails, civil servants spend most their time carrying out risk assessments for paper cuts, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community, and the army's trophy cabinets have gone all-organic. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani's national animal is the Golden Lion Tamarin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is paganism.

Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani is ranked 291,670^th in the world and 330^th in Forest for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -19.72 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.