The Federation of Isters Ord is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its daily referendums and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 8.575 billion Isters Ordians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.7%.

The very strong Isters Ordian economy, worth 488 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 57,001 bitcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 168,362 per year while the poor average 15,172, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and Isters Ord's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Isters Ord's national animal is the turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Isters Ord is ranked 204,721^st in the world and 113^th in South Pacific for Safest, scoring 41.09 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.