The Lunar Covenant of Itzlan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by First Admiral Aslan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, prohibition of alcohol, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.036 billion Itzlani are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eclipse Harbor. The average income tax rate is 2.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Itzlanian economy, worth a remarkable 7,056 trillion Silver Foxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 320,243 Silver Foxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Itzlani believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun, it is said that an Itzlanian woman's work is never done, government spending has hit an all-time low, and the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Itzlan's national animal is the Itzlanian Ice Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Lunar Cult.

Itzlan is ranked 186,949^th in the world and 27^th in Renegade Islands Alliance for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 473.45 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.