The Unending Sitcom of Izonno is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Izon with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, hatred of cheese, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.892 billion Izonnoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Squarepace. The average income tax rate is 75.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Izonnoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,402 trillion Iconas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,051 Iconas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, the government invades its allies more than its enemies, and baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Izonno's national animal is the Pop, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Izonno is ranked 11,601^st in the world and 7^th in Renegade Islands Alliance for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,440.05 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.