The Empire of J o Jian Capture Squad Z8 is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 6.526 billion J o Jian Capture Squad Z8ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The strong J o Jian Capture Squad Z8ian economy, worth 355 trillion Sauces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 54,440 Sauces, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, and the studies of art and philosophy are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. J o Jian Capture Squad Z8's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

J o Jian Capture Squad Z8 is ranked 82,256^th in the world and 1^st in 3 Guys for Largest Populations, with 6.53 billion capita.