The Sultanate of Jamnagar is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Datuk Cho with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 7.877 billion Jamnagarians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yut Sau Shan. The average income tax rate is 8.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jamnagarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,536 trillion Thals a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 195,030 Thals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, bike rage is all the rage, and psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Datuk Cho to meetings with foreign heads of state. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jamnagar's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Jamnagar is ranked 289,381^st in the world and 4,106^th in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -589.2 on the Scary Big Number Scale.