The United Revolutionary States of Janpia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Annie Natya Anya with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed population of 5.948 billion Janpians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalingrad City. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Janpian economy, worth a remarkable 1,186 trillion Petoskschis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 199,544 Petoskschis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Annie Natya Anya, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, and science fiction invariably depicts socialist societies as Utopian. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janpia's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Janpia is ranked 7,098^th in the world and 2^nd in Esvanovia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,045.6 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.