Population | 17.14 billion |
Capital | Jasonovia |
Leader | King Jason |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | Rapgük |
Animal | Bicephalous Eagle |
The Holy Imperial Republic of Jasonovia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by King Jason with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.14 billion Jasonovians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jasonovia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Jasonovian economy, worth a remarkable 5,545 trillion Rapgüks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 323,554 Rapgüks, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.
Orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, and agricultural science is the most competitive subject at universities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jasonovia's national animal is the Bicephalous Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Jasonovia is ranked 289,856th in the world and 302nd in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Primitive, scoring -639.91 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Jasonovia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Following new legislation in Jasonovia, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at universities.
- : Following new legislation in Jasonovia, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor.
- : Following new legislation in Jasonovia, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
- : Following new legislation in Jasonovia, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
- : Following new legislation in Jasonovia, frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it.
- : Jasonovia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output, Most Advanced Public Education, Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Average Incomes, and Largest Insurance Industry.
- : Jasonovia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Jasonovia, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas".
- : Following new legislation in Jasonovia, male celebrity chefs are laughed at for their lack of manliness.