The Nabetseican Realm of Jeltronia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by High King Jon with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 17.952 billion Jeltronians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bascav. The average income tax rate is 84.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jeltronian economy, worth a remarkable 4,180 trillion Jeltronian Estedoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 232,843 Jeltronian Estedoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, international war crimes are good for business and business is booming, remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders, and shell-shocked refugees are made to provide Immigration with lively renditions of 'Dancing Queen'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jeltronia's national animal is the Imperial Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Nabetseism.

Jeltronia is ranked 289,732^nd in the world and 2^nd in The Jeltronian Empire for Most Primitive, scoring -621.56 on the Scary Big Number Scale.