The Hiadentship of Jozevia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hiadent Jozef of All the Jozevias with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 24.673 billion Jozevians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arkahiadentia. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Jozevian economy, worth a remarkable 1,118 trillion dailders a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery. Average income is 45,329 dailders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jozevia has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, Jozevia's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded, and the New Church of Christianity has been named as Jozevia's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jozevia's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the New Church of Christianity.

Jozevia is ranked 75,439^th in the world and 73^rd in Gay for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.23 law-abiding acts per hour.