The Emphatic Dreams of Justin Fashanu is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 31.845 billion Justin Fashanuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Burning Flame. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The enormous but inefficient Justin Fashanuan economy, worth a remarkable 2,801 trillion smiles a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,976 smiles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. Crime is totally unknown. Justin Fashanu's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Justin Fashanu is ranked 69,527^th in the world and 69^th in Gay for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.13 law-abiding acts per hour.