The Democratic Inuit Republic of Kalallisut Nunaat is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Múte Inequnaaluk Egede with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.177 billion Inuit are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuuk. The average income tax rate is 53.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Inuit economy, worth 344 trillion koruunis a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,118 koruunis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, the diplomatic corps stinks, and private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalallisut Nunaat's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Kalallisut Nunaat is ranked 12,986^th in the world and 9^th in Deutschland for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,353.63 pounds of wildlife per square mile.