The Second Federal Republic of Kaliuvat is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Supreme Chancellor Darth Ivanov with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.775 billion Kaliuvatians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anduril. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaliuvatian economy, worth a remarkable 2,057 trillion Gelds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 303,652 Gelds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, and surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaliuvat's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Kaliuvat.

Kaliuvat is ranked 291,841^st in the world and 4,159^th in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -896.89 on the Scary Big Number Scale.