The Republic of Kawionia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by kawi with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 2.003 billion Kawians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scandamola. The average income tax rate is 85.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Kawionian economy, worth 221 trillion Yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 110,357 Yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, older AIs regularly threaten to send newer generation AIs to Reform Programming if caught rounding up instead of down, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kawionia's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Kawionia is ranked 233,172^nd in the world and 8,799^th in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -6 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.