Population | 2.477 billion |
Capital | Drip Cityyyyyyyyy |
Leader | Kenny Omega |
Faith | One-Winged Angelity |
Currency | v-trigger |
Animal | One-Winged Angel |
The Willow's Way PCW Champion of Kenny Omega is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kenny Omega with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.477 billion Kenny Omegans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drip Cityyyyyyyyy. The average income tax rate is 17.7%.
The strong Kenny Omegan economy, worth 115 trillion v-triggers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 46,523 v-triggers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
The government is often referred to as "the biggest drug dealer in the nation", women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kenny Omega's national animal is the One-Winged Angel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is One-Winged Angelity.
Kenny Omega is ranked 111,748th in the world and 11th in Phoenix Championship Wrestling for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,763.36 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kenny Omega's influence in Phoenix Championship Wrestling rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : Kenny Omega lodged a message on the Phoenix Championship Wrestling Regional Message Board.
- : Kenny Omega lodged a message on the Phoenix Championship Wrestling Regional Message Board.
- : Kenny Omega's influence in Phoenix Championship Wrestling rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : Kenny Omega lodged a message on the Phoenix Championship Wrestling Regional Message Board.
- : Kenny Omega lodged a message on the Phoenix Championship Wrestling Regional Message Board.
- : Kenny Omega's influence in Phoenix Championship Wrestling rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Kenny Omega was banned from Drip Cityyyyyyyyy by The Drip God of Seth Freakin Rollins.
- : The Drip God of Seth Freakin Rollins dismissed Kenny Omega as World Champion of Drip Cityyyyyyyyy.
- : Kenny Omega's influence in Phoenix Championship Wrestling rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".