The Spring Break Friendship of Keronika is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sir Daniel with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, aversion to nipples, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 26.127 billion Keronikans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 2.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Keronikan economy, worth an astonishing 11,189 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 428,258 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Tabloids coo over Sir Daniel's expected child, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, and rare steaks seem even bluer now. Crime is totally unknown. Keronika's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Charismatic Wiccan Scientists.

Keronika is ranked 290,671^st in the world and 117^th in The Kingdom of Great Britain for Most Primitive, scoring -703.18 on the Scary Big Number Scale.