The All Your Base of Khaos Empire is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lord Kelvin III with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 21.636 billion Imperials are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mining Spire. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Khaos Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 4,440 trillion Panzer Bills a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 205,219 Panzer Bills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, Mining Spire's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, tax assessment offices double as polling stations, and tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khaos Empire's national animal is the Sun Fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Khaos Empire is ranked 29,297^th in the world and 52^nd in Yggdrasil for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 7,077.66 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.