The Federation of KillerKahn is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by CrazyKahn with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.498 billion KillerKahnians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Bongbang. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient KillerKahnian economy, worth 810 trillion Rupilders a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 124,731 Rupilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KillerKahn's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

KillerKahn is ranked 2,404^th in the world and 104^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 144.34 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.