The Empire of KingdomofJoJo is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Basileus Joseph II Joestar with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.394 billion JoJoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thessaloniki. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.9%.

The frighteningly efficient KingdomofJoJoan economy, worth 795 trillion Lires a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 234,427 Lires, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 740,937 per year while the poor average 56,630, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

Clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, pitchforks and torches are coming back into fashion, and diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KingdomofJoJo's national animal is the Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Paissone.

KingdomofJoJo is ranked 215,600^th in the world and 46^th in Merciam for Safest, scoring 29.55 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.