The Free Land of Kinorawa is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 231 million Kinorawans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.

The very strong Kinorawan economy, worth 16.2 trillion lire a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 70,206 lire, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 367,759 per year while the poor average 7,185, a ratio of 51.2 to 1.

Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, and the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kinorawa's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kinorawa is ranked 250,602^nd in the world and 8,231^st in Suspicious for Most Patriotic, with 2.22 flags saluted per person per day.