The People's Republic of KiRussija is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Artyom Kiselnikov with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.074 billion Russijanins are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DictatGrad. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Russijanin economy, worth 305 trillion Rubles a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,234 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, and citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over KiRussija. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KiRussija's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

KiRussija is ranked 253,488^th in the world and 3,562^nd in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -163.68 on the Scary Big Number Scale.