The 😻🌌 Ear Scritches Please of KittenSanity is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Carly with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, ban on automobiles, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 9.364 billion Kittens are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kings Lansing. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.5%.

The powerhouse KittenSanityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,057 trillion beggings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,934 beggings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 337,794 per year while the poor average 29,529, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

Seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, government spending has hit an all-time low, programmers often reinvent the wheel, and a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to Carly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KittenSanity's national animal is the kitten, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

KittenSanity is ranked 70,410^th in the world and 576^th in Artificial Solar System for Safest, scoring 94.54 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.