The Republic of Kodiak Diplomat is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.563 billion Kodiak Diplomatians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with International Aid and Spirituality not funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The strong Kodiak Diplomatian economy, worth 185 trillion Florins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 52,071 Florins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 335,608 per year while the poor average 3,264, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kodiak Diplomat's national animal is the Kodiak bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kodiak Diplomat is ranked 124,116^th in the world and 22^nd in Eastern Roman Empire for Most Patriotic, with 12.96 flags saluted per person per day.