The Rogue Nation of Kolkuttajat is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mörkö with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.257 billion Kolkuttajatians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Defense and Welfare aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 34.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Kolkuttajatian economy, worth 600 trillion rices a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 114,170 rices, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, Mörkö is quite hard to get a hold of, and in a baffling press conference Mörkö proudly dismantled a broken door. Crime is almost non-existent. Kolkuttajat's national animal is the mongoose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nysä.

Kolkuttajat is ranked 16,083^rd in the world and 285^th in the West Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,180.77 pounds of wildlife per square mile.