The Federal Council of Kroniistatzka is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kronii with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.793 billion Kroniistatzkans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krottawa. The average income tax rate is 61.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kroniistatzkan economy, worth 242 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,480 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people's love for Kronii is little more than self-preservation, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver, and the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Kroniistatzkan Navy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kroniistatzka's national animal is the Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Perfectionism.

Kroniistatzka is ranked 24,203^rd in the world and 14^th in Council of Asia for Most Patriotic, with 43.14 flags saluted per person per day.