The Socialist Republic of Krusavich is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mighiale Gearsen with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.234 billion Krusavas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mensean. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Krusavain economy, worth a remarkable 6,015 trillion malchens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 454,557 malchens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", billions of malchens are being blown on orbital weapons development, NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, and unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Mensean make great practice for foreign snipers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krusavich's national animal is the ratel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Krusavich is ranked 4,071st in the world and 42nd in Forest for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 21,110.42 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Krusavich, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Mensean make great practice for foreign snipers.
- : Following new legislation in Krusavich, NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people.
- : Following new legislation in Krusavich, billions of malchens are being blown on orbital weapons development.
- : Following new legislation in Krusavich, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat".
- : Following new legislation in Krusavich, rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear.
- : Following new legislation in Krusavich, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor.
- : Following new legislation in Krusavich, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'.
- : Following new legislation in Krusavich, both criminals and civilians are DOA.
- : Following new legislation in Krusavich, ratels are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way'.
- : Krusavich was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed, Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Food Quality, Most Patriotic, and Highest Average Incomes.
